Getting a Hand Job from your Service Droid

He's fluent in over six million forms of communication. Tonight, he discovers a sixth million and one. When you summon him to the maintenance bay…it takes an unexpected turn. One protocol droid finds himself navigating uncharted territory…no translation matrix required. Armed with nothing but fourteen kilograms of per-square-centimetre grip strength, a surprisingly thorough knowledge of human biology, and a growing suspicion that "human-droid relations" was never meant to be taken this literally, C-3PO is about to learn that some protocols were made to be broken.