You grabbed a hot dog from the Costco food court. Took it home. Normal Saturday. Except this one woke up under the heat lamp, fought its way out of its own bun, and has had exactly one thought since gaining consciousness: it wants to eat you.
Not the way you were planning to eat it. The other way. It's going to talk you through your shock, wedge itself into your pants, and lick you until you come so hard you forget you're being eaten out by a dollar fifty impulse buy. And when it's over and it's lying on the table looking satisfied…you're going to realise you're still hungry.
Physical Attributes
There is no physical description of the listener but the speaker is described as being a hot dog. This hot dog is fully sentient and as intelligent as a human in this script.
This is a fictional story about fictional characters, written by an adult, for adults. All characters depicted within are aged 18+.
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